Redneck medical terms.
Medical Term
|
Redneck Definition
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Artery
|
The study of paintings
|
Bacteria
|
Back door to cafeteria
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Barium
|
What doctors do when patients die
|
Benign
|
What you be, after you be eight
|
Caesarean Section
|
A neighborhood in Rome
|
Cat scan
|
Searching for Kitty
|
Cauterize
|
Made eye contact with her
|
Colic
|
A sheep dog
|
Coma
|
A punctuation mark
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Dilate
|
To live long
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Enema
|
Not a friend
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Fester
|
Quicker than someone else
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Fibula
|
A small lie
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Impotent
|
Distinguished, well known
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Labor Pain
|
Getting hurt at work
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Medical Staff
|
A Doctor's cane
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Morbid
|
A higher offer
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Nitrates
|
Rates of Pay for Working at Night
|
Node
|
I knew it
|
Outpatient
|
A person who has fainted
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Pelvis
|
Second cousin to Elvis
|
Post Operative
|
A letter carrier
|
Recovery Room
|
Place to do upholstery
|
Rectum
|
Nearly killed him
|
Secretion
|
Hiding something
|
Seizure
|
Roman Emperor
|
Tablet
|
A small table
|
Terminal Illness
|
Getting sick at the airport
|
Tumor
|
One plus one more
|
Urine
|
Opposite of you're out
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